2004 OX-Cart Riots

Update on the fair. Overall had a great time with the help of Connor, Kate, and friends. I would go again willingly and without hesitation. I believe the MC of the ox-pulling contest yelled at me. The story is as follows. Up on a hill, large as can be the group I was with decided to take a break. We sat and talked while we ate fried dough, ice cream dots, and fried Twinkies. As we talked we watched the Ox pulling contest. Crazy Hairy men with whips were screaming and hitting their ox to top position. I decide to scream hoot, and holler along with the ox-cart show. Minutes after screaming my friend Bob told me a couple of the big hairy ox-cart cheerleaders were looking at me. I let out a couple hog calls and sure enough Bob’s theory was accurate. They were looking, annoyed I must say. I went on my way calling, screaming, yelling, and whatever I could do. 10 minutes later the MC giving play-by-play commentary asked for the crowd to be as quite as possible. He said the oxen were getting confused weather to stop or go. How was I supposed to know the sport required the audience to be as quite as that of a golf match?!?!? I went in like it was a Rugby game. They should hand out pamphlets that show in article 2 paragraph 1b in the ox cart decree states no passer byeer or audience attendant will cheer the successes of the oxen or their big hairy cheerleading groupies.

I was responsible for the 2004 ox-cart riots!!!

Fair-a-phobia or "Fair Fear"

I have "Fair-a-phobia" "Fair Fear" I get shocked into a state of paralysis thinking of/or entering upon fair grounds. It's all the hicks, Tractors, awful music and the crafts... oh lord the craft tables and all the scary people selling their wares. It's funny cause I like Flea Markets. I am irrational and you are probably Thinking "Your a stupid ass lighten up" Yes I should but I cant. Tomorrow I am taking work off to go to a fair. Its the huge Connecticut fair called the Durham fair. I went once in high school and vowed to never return. I am taking one for the team. Kate has to write an article about the fair for the newspaper she works for and we think Connor might like petting the animals. We are going with a bunch of friends so I think that will lessen the pain. I am going to get my bread bowl filled with chowder or chili, which one I can't decide, and I am going to sit in some kinda corner people watching while I fill myself with scraps of bread and grease. Feel free to bash me better by making rude comments about my psyche or celebrate with me and pronounce your “Fair Fear” proudly!!!

Question and Statement

Isn't coffee good?
Coffee is good.

I Like Food, Food is Good!!!!

I will have you know this morning I had for breakfast Cocoa Puffs with chocolate Soy Milk. Ohhhhhhhhhhh sweet Jesus was it delicious. I am not even religious, but after this well I am still not religious, but I did say "ohh my God this is good"

and yesterday,

I went to Quiznos my very first time. It was so friggin delicious I almost jumped over the counter and lathered my self in Guacamole and French kissed the toaster conveyer!!! I would French kiss anything true, but understand me when I say “Good Eats!!” For all the boys and girls out there who like their food to bite back let me tell you this… They have a SELF SERVE PEPPER BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 Different Hot Peppers and a delicious Chili Sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD I am A holy man!! Preacher give me a spanking and stab me in the back!!! Subway I once loved you, but now I ignore you. Yes your subs are cheaper, but I would rather pay a couple extra bucks for quality and all the friggin hottttt peppers my little mouth can handle.


Cheers