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JF Writes in response to my recent post:
"A Simple, But Meaningful Post
I like lemonade more then people."

JF: I don't know..... if you don't like people, wouldn't that mean they are like lemonade, and very bitter?

BM: Lemons are bitter; I like lemonade because I can change the flavor and texture. Sweet or more pulp/substance. People suck, they are bitter and I can't change them. Plus if they have no substance there is nothing I can do about it. They are just lame!!! In conclusion I don't want to change anyone to my liking, I would rather make lemonade.

JF Brought up an interesting question that I wanted to expound on. Ok Class dismissed your home work is to shoot me in the head with a high powered assault nail gun.



Thank you JF for her comments and thank you to everyone who has commented in the past or those who have checked out my blog and didn’t want to comment because they were to scared to say my shit sux. Yes and thank you to my liver who loves me because I give it good drink.

Formulas of groceries to make one say “I love you"

Being a cashier at a supermarket must be interesting at times. It would be fun to work the express check out line to see the random combinations of items people purchase together. For instance, last weekend, I was picking up some condoms, Bologna, icy hot, Brussels sprouts and a loofah and this large gray lady in front of me was purchasing 13 tins of sardines, 6 cans of artichoke hearts, a 6 pack of generic disposable razors and a roll of multi fruit mentos. Holy Crapizoide TJ!!! I was in awe of this groundbreaking formula!! If all these items spun up on the slot machine she would have scored "Jackpot!!!" Bells and whistles, alarms blaring, shiny silver coins shooting out, spilling over her little plastic feed cup. She would have been set for life!!!! Truly it was one of the best combinations of groceries ever purchased. Pure genius!! You can't just make this stuff up. It was fascinating.

It's a good day!

Happy Friday the 13th to all!!!!

Post Pee After Hour Party Report

Everything came out wonderful, Purplepyramid thank you for inquiring. Good yellow color, the bitter smell of Cheerio's, nothing on the floor, wall or me. A + pee!! The Porcelain Princess (goddess) loves a golden shower but god for bid if you miss and get some on her lips (lid).

3 am bathroom trip limerick

I once knew a hunter who killed for fun.
Shooting and trapping his number one.
then one day,
to his dismay,
he found himself on the other end of the gun.

*Note to Viewer*

P.S.

This is NOT an anti-hunting statement. It’s only a dazed incoherent thought as I tried not to pee on my person. Hunting is fine with me; a lot of good food comes from people who hunt. Kill what you want that’s what I think. I would eat a dodo but their extinct. How unfortunate. I’m hungry.

P.I.S.S.

When I say “Shooting and trapping his number one”
I don’t mean his urine…
he is not getting a physical at Dr. Bernard’s office, no nurses had to hand him a cup for an early morning sample.
I was using the word “One” to explain it was his favorite.
I can see the confusion it would have caused. I do apologize. I just wanted to clear it up for all the fucking goddamn nuns who maybe reading this.

Love,

BM, The Necessary Movement
making the blog more Nun and Priest friendly one step at a time.

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