Formulas of groceries to make one say “I love you"

Being a cashier at a supermarket must be interesting at times. It would be fun to work the express check out line to see the random combinations of items people purchase together. For instance, last weekend, I was picking up some condoms, Bologna, icy hot, Brussels sprouts and a loofah and this large gray lady in front of me was purchasing 13 tins of sardines, 6 cans of artichoke hearts, a 6 pack of generic disposable razors and a roll of multi fruit mentos. Holy Crapizoide TJ!!! I was in awe of this groundbreaking formula!! If all these items spun up on the slot machine she would have scored "Jackpot!!!" Bells and whistles, alarms blaring, shiny silver coins shooting out, spilling over her little plastic feed cup. She would have been set for life!!!! Truly it was one of the best combinations of groceries ever purchased. Pure genius!! You can't just make this stuff up. It was fascinating.