A Simple, But Meaningful Post

I like lemonade more then people.

News Flash!!!!

Connor has taken his first two steps of many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many more. His first steps were taken Tuesday July 13th at 2:08pm!!

ok bye

The Bazooka Reaction

I can’t tell if Bazooka Bubblegum is getting smaller or my hands are getting bigger. When I was a spry fry at the age of five it seemed bigger then now. Sure my hands are larger seeing I’m older, but hot damn the price gets higher and the product gets smaller. I remember when Bazooka gum used to be ridged in three. It made it easy to tear off a piece for your broke ass friend who was next up to bat and they knew they would strike out. Poor Sods. You felt bad so you gave them a third. It makes you wonder where pee pee Peter is now. I really wish VH1 would have a "Where are they now" special on him. I hope he is dead, he smelt like moth balls and maple syrup. RIP Peter.

In The beginning...

Ummm yeah ok,
So I decided to start a Blog.
Why, do I ask myself?
Well I blame it on Mr. Jeff Jennings. He started one a couple weeks ago and I thought I would follow his lead. I have been wrestling with the idea for a couple weeks now. I think it may be fun to post some of my thoughts and ideas to share with friends and family. A moment of history... Back in 93,94,95 I used to write a stream of conscious news letter entitled "Delirium" to my far away friends in college. Once a month they would get my random views. I never liked writing letters so this is how I used to stay in contact. I warn you before you read on this maybe hazardous to your health. You may accidentally fall asleep at your computer and wake up with keyboard face. People will laugh at you in public because your head will look like a Belgian waffle and this is not fun at all, or maybe on the slightest chance it might make you giggle a bit. Whatever happens I hope the experience keeps you coming back to see what important information I dole out. Please post your comments as rude, crude, funny, or lame as they may be. It will be nice to hear your thoughts as well.

Welcome to my scratching post…