The Bazooka Reaction

I can’t tell if Bazooka Bubblegum is getting smaller or my hands are getting bigger. When I was a spry fry at the age of five it seemed bigger then now. Sure my hands are larger seeing I’m older, but hot damn the price gets higher and the product gets smaller. I remember when Bazooka gum used to be ridged in three. It made it easy to tear off a piece for your broke ass friend who was next up to bat and they knew they would strike out. Poor Sods. You felt bad so you gave them a third. It makes you wonder where pee pee Peter is now. I really wish VH1 would have a "Where are they now" special on him. I hope he is dead, he smelt like moth balls and maple syrup. RIP Peter.